Berger0151 (3:57:42 PM): hi
dysfood (3:58:06 PM): hi
Berger0151 (3:58:14 PM): how are you?
dysfood (3:59:56 PM): good. you?
Berger0151 (4:00:01 PM): i’m good
Berger0151 (4:00:09 PM): whatcha been up to lately?
dysfood (4:00:44 PM): workin
Berger0151 (4:01:06 PM): thats it?
Berger0151 (4:01:28 PM): dating anyone?
dysfood (4:01:41 PM): meeting people
Berger0151 (4:01:57 PM): hows that going?
dysfood (4:02:04 PM): very well.
Berger0151 (4:02:27 PM): meeting anyone interesting?
dysfood (4:02:29 PM): yep
Berger0151 (4:02:36 PM): like how?
Berger0151 (4:02:40 PM): what are you into?
dysfood (4:02:43 PM): what do you mean?
Berger0151 (4:03:09 PM): what do you look for in a guy?
dysfood (4:03:23 PM): smart, funny, cute, not a pervert.
Berger0151 (4:03:33 PM): damn i’m out
Berger0151 (4:07:48 PM): I keep it adventutrous when I’m dating someone
Berger0151 (4:07:53 PM): so it’s for your benefit
dysfood (4:07:59 PM): what do you mean?
Berger0151 (4:08:10 PM): i’m freaky
dysfood (4:08:15 PM): good for you.
Berger0151 (4:08:25 PM): i keep my girl happy
dysfood (4:08:44 PM): good for her.
Berger0151 (4:08:50 PM): I don’t have one
dysfood (4:08:55 PM): bad for you.
Berger0151 (4:08:56 PM): I’m saying that I do
Berger0151 (4:09:13 PM): I’m saying that me being a pervert is a benefit
dysfood (4:09:19 PM): i understood you.
Berger0151 (4:09:31 PM): your wish is my command
dysfood (4:09:33 PM): i said good for you and good for your girl (if you had one)
Berger0151 (4:09:58 PM): it could be you
dysfood (4:10:35 PM): but you said you were out
Berger0151 (4:11:02 PM): you’d have to let me be your pervert
dysfood (4:11:23 PM): what part of any of the conversations we’ve had imply that i want you to be my “pervert”.
dysfood (4:11:24 PM): ?
Berger0151 (4:11:36 PM): none
Berger0151 (4:11:48 PM): I’m just saying I could volunteer
dysfood (4:11:49 PM): so why do you keep offering this as a “selling point”?
Berger0151 (4:11:55 PM): and give you whatever you want
dysfood (4:12:06 PM): do you offer ice to eskimos also?
Berger0151 (4:12:13 PM): yeah
Berger0151 (4:12:17 PM): if they want it
dysfood (4:12:21 PM): and do they?
Berger0151 (4:12:39 PM): sometimes
dysfood (4:12:48 PM): well good for you!
Berger0151 (4:13:05 PM): you just gotta give in hun
dysfood (4:14:11 PM): if i wanted to get laid, i could go meet someone at a bar. so why would i want to “give in” to some random dude who messages me online?
Berger0151 (4:14:35 PM): because I’m have all your other traits
dysfood (4:14:44 PM): i said smart.
Berger0151 (4:14:52 PM): I’m smart
Berger0151 (4:14:57 PM): I have to degrees
Berger0151 (4:15:03 PM): two
dysfood (4:15:03 PM): re-read your last statement.
Berger0151 (4:15:16 PM): sorry
dysfood (4:15:18 PM): “because i’m have all your other traits”
Berger0151 (4:15:20 PM): typo
Berger0151 (4:15:32 PM): I have all your other traits
dysfood (4:15:33 PM): kinda ironic, dont you think?
dysfood (4:15:39 PM): funny?
dysfood (4:15:46 PM): i didn’t say creepy…..
Berger0151 (4:15:47 PM): sorry, wasn’t paying attention
Berger0151 (4:16:09 PM): I’m a dork I know
dysfood (4:16:30 PM): i didn’t call you a dork
Berger0151 (4:16:54 PM): i know i am
dysfood (4:17:03 PM): ok.
Berger0151 (4:17:44 PM): so see, you should give me a shot
dysfood (4:17:59 PM): you know…….there’s something else about you that bothers me.
Berger0151 (4:18:09 PM): what’s that?
dysfood (4:18:16 PM): why have you been messaging me for so long?
Berger0151 (4:18:21 PM): I dunno
dysfood (4:18:30 PM): I don’t believe that i give you any indication that i’m interested in meeting you any longer.
Berger0151 (4:18:31 PM): I’m persistant
Berger0151 (4:18:51 PM): so should I delete you off my buddy list?
dysfood (4:18:54 PM): well, it’s doesn’t help my theory that you’re an serial murderer and/or rapist.
dysfood (4:19:09 PM): “a”
Berger0151 (4:19:28 PM): I wouldn’t harm a fly
Berger0151 (4:19:31 PM): I’m harmless
Berger0151 (4:19:35 PM): just a perv
Berger0151 (4:19:55 PM): who can easily be defeated by a no
Berger0151 (4:23:39 PM): you there?
dysfood (4:23:51 PM): oh, yes. forgot i was talking to you
Berger0151 (4:23:57 PM): awww
Berger0151 (4:24:09 PM): I’m that easy to forget about?
dysfood (4:24:48 PM): i was playing games online. they were interesting
Berger0151 (4:25:01 PM): what are you playing?
dysfood (4:25:09 PM): mafia wars
Berger0151 (4:25:33 PM): I love that
Berger0151 (4:25:42 PM): wanna be in my mafia?
Berger0151 (4:25:55 PM): what level are you?
dysfood (4:26:06 PM): i would have to go through all my FB info and delete it all before i could add you. don’t think it’s worth it.
dysfood (4:26:16 PM): 233 as of the moment
Berger0151 (4:26:31 PM): why do you gotta delete ya info?
dysfood (4:26:39 PM): so you can’t find it.
Berger0151 (4:26:47 PM): oh lord
Berger0151 (4:26:51 PM): are you serious?
Berger0151 (4:26:59 PM): I’m not a serial killer
dysfood (4:27:04 PM): well, it seemed to fit with the theme of our conversation.
Berger0151 (4:27:05 PM): I’m just a normal guy
Berger0151 (4:27:11 PM): who’s a pervert
Berger0151 (4:27:16 PM): I’m harmless
dysfood (4:27:19 PM): normal is relative
Berger0151 (4:28:14 PM): why are you so scared of me/
dysfood (4:28:23 PM): i’m not scared of you.
Berger0151 (4:28:35 PM): why do you act like it?
dysfood (4:28:46 PM): you interpret this as scared?
dysfood (4:29:01 PM): i would hide online from you if i was scared.
dysfood (4:29:10 PM): i wouldn’t want you showing up at my door, that’s for sure.
Berger0151 (4:29:16 PM): why won’t you add me to ya facebook?
dysfood (4:29:33 PM): i have no desire to. i have plenty of friends.
Berger0151 (4:29:49 PM): I could come cook for ya
dysfood (4:30:12 PM): no thank you.
Berger0151 (4:30:24 PM): I’m gonna delete ya then
dysfood (4:30:36 PM): k
Berger0151 (4:30:40 PM): I really don’t know why I’ve talked to you for so long
dysfood (4:30:46 PM): me either!
Berger0151 (4:30:50 PM): good luck
dysfood (4:30:52 PM): finally we agree on something!
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