Damn! You're Stupid.

Berger0151 (3:57:42 PM): hi
dysfood (3:58:06 PM): hi
Berger0151 (3:58:14 PM): how are you?
dysfood (3:59:56 PM): good. you?
Berger0151 (4:00:01 PM): i’m good
Berger0151 (4:00:09 PM): whatcha been up to lately?
dysfood (4:00:44 PM): workin
Berger0151 (4:01:06 PM): thats it?
Berger0151 (4:01:28 PM): dating anyone?
dysfood (4:01:41 PM): meeting people
Berger0151 (4:01:57 PM): hows that going?
dysfood (4:02:04 PM): very well.
Berger0151 (4:02:27 PM): meeting anyone interesting?
dysfood (4:02:29 PM): yep
Berger0151 (4:02:36 PM): like how?
Berger0151 (4:02:40 PM): what are you into?
dysfood (4:02:43 PM): what do you mean?
Berger0151 (4:03:09 PM): what do you look for in a guy?
dysfood (4:03:23 PM): smart, funny, cute, not a pervert.

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Berger0151 (6:00:29 PM): hi
dysfood (6:01:17 PM): hi
Berger0151 (6:01:30 PM): how are you sexy?
dysfood (6:01:37 PM): working
Berger0151 (6:01:44 PM): on a Saturday?
dysfood (6:01:54 PM): yep, that’s why i logged onto the computer
Berger0151 (6:02:15 PM): oh see I’m just frisky and turned on some porn
Berger0151 (6:02:25 PM): I’m not as productive as you
Berger0151 (6:04:41 PM): no response back?
dysfood (6:04:55 PM): was there a question?
Berger0151 (6:05:44 PM): no
Berger0151 (6:05:44 PM): sorry
Berger0151 (6:05:56 PM): I was just being a horny boy
dysfood (6:06:22 PM): look, i don’t even know you so i find it disturbing that you’re discussing your porn and masturbation habits with me.
Berger0151 (6:06:43 PM): I’m just teasing
Berger0151 (6:06:53 PM): and I’ve tired to hang out with you many times
Berger0151 (6:07:10 PM): you’re the one who thinks I’m a serial killer and won’t even get a drink with me
dysfood (6:08:18 PM): well, why would i want to hang out with someone who A. won’t meet me when people I know are around and B. likes to discuss sex,
dysfood (6:08:29 PM): porn and masturbation with someone that they don’t even know?
dysfood (6:08:55 PM): I’m wondering what the appeal is supposed to be.